2018年 月球納粹進攻地球
♪ They hold the people ♪
♪ Children of the Earth ♪
♪ The sentinels of the Holy Grail ♪
♪ The guardians of brave ♪
♪ Why must you always kill ♪
♪ And why must you die ♪
♪ Go ask your Lord to help you, God ♪
♪ And makes disasters ♪
♪ Spreading the disease ♪
♪ He produces deadly wars ♪
♪ Much easier than peace ♪
♪ He will choose misery ♪
♪ Against prosperity ♪
♪ And this is why you can't be free ♪
♪ Skies are your shepherd ♪
♪ How real is your blasphemy ♪
♪ Is there any future left ♪
♪ For this lost humanity ♪
♪ Whenever you touch beauty ♪
♪ It shatters in two degrees ♪
♪ And this is why you can't be free ♪
♪ Because of you, the world is dying ♪
♪ From the oceans to the mountain peaks ♪
♪ Mother Earth is renewing ♪
♪ Mother Earth is nowhere it needs to be ♪
♪ You're killers of the virus, the virus ♪
♪ And the cancer that should be banned ♪
♪ For the only way you can survive ♪
♪ Is to kill ♪
♪ You built your steel glass towers ♪
♪ Higher than the birds can fly ♪
♪ And there you breed and multiply ♪
♪ You procreate until you die ♪
♪ So listen, Homo sapiens ♪
♪ Here's the deal for you ♪
♪ So listen to what we got ♪
♪ And then go cry ♪
♪ We'll tear down your cities ♪
♪ We'll save you from deed ♪
♪ And clean out this planet Earth ♪
♪ From your misery ♪
♪ - You're just a plague, - you're just a plague ♪
♪ Evolution's disgrace ♪
♪ While we are the cure in the common race ♪
♪ In the common race ♪
♪ things that can't make you free ♪
♪ Make you free ♪
♪ We can now ♪
鋼 鐵 蒼 穹 2 惡 搞 新 世 紀
讓我們讓地球再次強大 And let's make Earth great again
我們所知的世界在2018年毀滅了 The world as we know it ended in 2018
地球和月球納粹間的戰爭 when the war between Earth and Moon Nazis
導致核末日 culminated in nuclear Armageddon.
地球上最後的倖存者 The last survivors from Earth
登上了最後一架能夠星際旅行的飛船 boarded the only remaining craft capable of interplanetary travel,
女神艾米莉亞號 Vestial Celestials' Amelia,
飛向了月球的背面 and travelled to the Dark side of the Moon.
好消息是人類找到了避難所 The good news is humanity found a refuge.
壞消息是這裡是月球納粹以前的基地 The bad news is it was in a former Nazi Moonbase.
他們要和前月球納粹住同一個屋簷下 They were living side by side with former Moon Nazis.
我叫歐比 我就住在這月球的背面 My name is Obi and I live on the Dark side of the Moon.
這個開場白夠酷炫了吧 How's that for a fancy opening line?
我在這裡住了一輩子 I've lived here my whole life,
跟全宇宙僅剩的1980個人類 along with the last 1980 humans left in the Universe
但事情沒我們想得那麼簡單 or... so we thought.
這是什麼 What am I looking at?
一艘舊女武神飛船 長官 An old Walkyr ship, Ma'am.
正從地球飛來 On its way from Earth.
這東西怎麼飛上天的 How did someone get one of those things airborne?
地球哪還有人 Who's even left on Earth to get it airborne?
朝這裡來嗎 It's heading here?
直衝降落圓頂 Straight course for the landing dome.
艙口關著吧 The hatch is closed, right?
艙口開了 The hatch is... opening?!
外艙口開了 開了 It opens ! Opens ! RUN!!
我們收到來自那艘飛船的覆寫訊號 Sir, we are receiving an override signal from the craft.
快關掉 拔電源 Well, turn it off, shut it down!
沒那麼容易 That's not how override signals work.
我們得疏散那邊的人 We've gotta get people out of there.
開始疏散 封鎖圓頂 Evacuate, seal the dome!
有沒有辦法知道誰在那飛船上 Any way to tell who's on that ship?
長官 我們用所有的通訊頻段呼叫過 Ma'am, we have pinged every comm frequency we have.
他們能覆寫... If they have an override code...
代表一定也來自這基地 they must be from the Base.
我們不知道他們是誰或想要什麼 We don't know who they are and what they want.
- 不能讓他們降落 - 那要怎麼辦 媽 把他們打下來嗎 - I can't let them land. - So what's the alternative, Mom, shoot them down?
絕對不能讓更多納粹回到這基地 The last thing we need is any more Nazis back on this station!
歐比 Obi!
歐比 攔住她 Obi, Stop her!
警告 降落區正在減壓 Warning, pressure dropping in landing bay.
請立即撤離 Evacuate immediately.
準備好開火了 長官 We are ready to fire, Ma'am.
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
什麼情況 What is this?
搞什麼鬼 God ! What the hell ?!
她往那邊去了 She went over here!
是這邊 華盛頓小姐 站住 Maybe over here! Miss Washington, stop!
歐比 怎麼回事 一區一區斷電 Obi, what's going on? We are shutting down section by section!
走開 別擋路 Move! Move! Move away!
站住 We're up.
她好像在機庫裡 Sir! I think she's in the hangar!
什麼 不好了 What?! No.
停止開火 Abort fire!
好吧 Okay.
開始吧 Here we go.
操作環境減壓中 請使用呼吸設備 environment depressurized Please use breathing devices.
搞什麼 What the hell?
什麼 What?
- 她在幹什麼 - 她想救他們 - What is she doing? - She's going to save them.
- 叫警衛過來 越多越好 - 打開門 - Bring security. Lots of it! - Opening doors
歐比安娜祖華盛頓 你差點出事了 Obianaju Washington! You could have gotten yourself hurt!
你們好 月球上的人民 Hello, Moon people!
你是誰 Who are you?
我的名字叫薩沙 My name is Sasha.
放鬆 Relax.
我們來自俄羅斯 We... come from Russia.
是俄羅斯 曾經是 怎麼說 Well... was Russia, before this... Earth, how we say...
- 在地球爆炸以前 - 這又是什麼東西 - blowed up. - And what is this supposed to be?
姑娘 Heh. Girl.
你覺得呢 這是我的飛船 戈雅號 What is look like? It's my ship, Kolya.
我自己建造的 I build it myself.
嘿...別亂碰 H-he-hey-hey-hey! No touching.
看起來像外面塗了膠水在垃圾堆滾過 Looks like you covered it in glue and rolled it through a junkyard.
我建造它是要來拯救我的同胞 不是當雕塑 Well.concern was to save my people, not making beautiful sculpture.
你有用胎壓監測器來調節登陸火箭嗎 Did you use a TPMS to regulate the landing rockets?
有 來自富豪柴油車 Yes. From Volvo Diesel.
- 得通過排氣歧管... - 不可能 - Had to root through exhaust manifold, gladly... - But that's not possible.
沒有D30 就無法保持動力 There's no way to hold power without a D30.
用圖波列夫RR系列就不需要 It's easy to bypass with Tupolev Series RA.
才怪 那你怎麼沒用 Bullshit, then why didn't you use one?
為什麼 我們在一個輻射星球上等死 Why didn't I use one?! We were slowly dying on the radiation planet.
不是在月球天堂 好嗎 Not living in Moon paradise, okay?
不好意思 Excuse me.
現在輪到我說話了嗎 May I be in charge for a minute?
你是這裡的老大嗎 You the boss-lady?
- 你想找天堂 我可有個壞消息 - 歐比 夠了 - You looking for paradise, I got news for you. - Obi, enough.
你是怎麼知道月球基地的 How do you know about the Moonbase?
電腦裡設定好了 知道如何返航 It's programmed into computer, knows how to get home.
就像... It's like a, um...
鴿子一樣 金屬太空鴿子 is said... a pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon.
看起來還真像 Damn straight it's a pigeon.
抱歉 Sorry.
對不起 你們不能留下來 I'm sorry but you can't stay here.
我們的食物與補給這裡的人用都不夠 We barely have enough food and supplies for the people already here.
媽 Mom.
看看他們 Look at them.
我們不能把他們趕回去 We can't send them back.
- 歐比... - 尤其是乘坐這個東西 - Obi... - Especially not on this thing.
我有責任保護這裡 I have a responsibility.
讓他們暫時待在儲藏室 Put them in the storage rooms. For now.
派警衛看守 Post guard so that they can't leave.
我之後再決定要拿他們怎麼辦 I will see what I will do with them later.
把難民帶到27號儲藏室 Move the refugees to storage room 27.
- 跟我們走 - 給他們食物和毯子 - Let's go. - Feed 'em. Give 'em blankets.
- 走 - 多謝你們的盛情款待 - Move. - Appreciate the hospitality!
走吧 快點走 Come on, move it along, go.
姑娘 今晚來找我怎麼樣 Girl, come visit me tonight, no?
我可以跟你講圖波列夫RA的事 I can tell you about the Tupolev RA, maybe other things, no?
- 走吧 - 放手 - Come on, let's go. - Hands off!
有吃過漢堡的新鮮海藻堡嗎 Have you tried our fresh alki-burgers, hamburgers yet?
快來17樓的市場品嘗一下吧 Come to the market at Level 17.
他們要是知道這個地方有多糟糕 I'm not sure they would've been in such a hurry to get up here
應該不會這麼急著過來 if they knew what a shit hole this place was.
人口過多 物資匱乏 Overpopulated, under-supplied, and very little
缺少醫療 衛生觀念以及專業人員 in the way of medicine, hygiene, or skilled professionals.
這地方真的快解體了 I mean literally, it's falling to pieces.
如果不是因為氦3反應爐爆炸 If it's not the Helium 3 reactor that blows,
就是月震又摧毀了維生系統 another random moonquake takes down the life support. And, of course,
我是唯一關心 想修復這裡東西的人 I am the only one who bothers to learn how to fix things around here.
月震警報 月震警報 Moon quake alert. Moon quake alert.
靠牆等待直到月震停止 Stay close to the walls and wait for the quake to end.
警告 維生系統發生故障 氣壓下降 blower malfunction. Air pressure dropping.
氣壓穩定 Air pressure stabilized.
你們還好吧 會沒事的 You okay? You okay? It's gonna be alright.
從古至今 這種事太常發生了 As it's been so often throughout history,
當大眾在受苦時 有一群人卻在享福 while the regular people suffer, one group has all they need.
我不用告訴你細節 但當今賈伯斯教 I'll spare you the bloody details, but today the Jobsists
是月球的官方宗教 are the official religion on the Moonbase.
我有個關於這月球基地的問題問各位 I have a question for you about this Moonbase.
我們是一個封閉系統還是開放系統 Are we in a closed system or an open system?
是封閉系統 It is a closed system.
只有封閉的系統 And it is only in a closed system,
才能控制所有的輸入 where we control all the inputs
這樣輸出才能達到和諧 so the outputs will-be-in-harmony.
這世界上有兩種人 There are two types of people in this world.
- 熱愛和諧的人... - 閉嘴 親愛的 - How many people who love... - Shut the fuck up, sweetheart.
這是一個完美的機制 It is a perfect mechanism.
現在讓我們向天父史帝夫祈禱 願祂的光照耀我們 Now let us pray for our Holy Father Steve, to shed light on us.
看你的祈禱文Apps Look at your ePrayer apps.
雲端上的史帝夫 Holy Steve, who art in the cloud,
願你的設計受顯揚 hallowed be Thy designs.
你擔任的執行長沒有讓我們失望 Thy will return as the CEO when others have failed us.
賜予我們高昂的設備價格 Give us our inflated devices prices...
在座有人不欣賞完美的設計 There's somebody here who does not appreciate flawless design.
一個覺得自己是超級用戶的人 Someone who considers themself... Power user.
你 You!
讓我看你的手機 Let me see your phone.
越獄了 Jail-broken!
你為什麼想與眾不同 Why don't you want to be like everyone else?
預先設定的桌布不夠多嗎 Is our selection of default wallpapers not sufficient?
我們沒給你提供足夠的鈴聲選擇嗎 Do we not provide you with an adequate choice in ringtones?
你知道做出未經授權的變更會怎麼樣 You know what happens when unauthorized changes are made.
你的手機會變成廢磚 You get bricky bricked.
不... No! No!
救命呀 Help!
我信奉史帝夫... I believe in Steve, I believe in Steve! I believe Steve, I believe Steve!
我信奉史帝夫 祝你來生愉快 I believe in... Have a nice afterlife.
歐比 Hi, Obi.
莉娜 Lena.
你讓這些人在這裡等死 You left all these people out here to die.
聖殿只對那些虔誠的信徒開放 The temple is open only for those true in faith.
像是剛被那瘋子炸成碎片的傢伙嗎 Like the guy that maniac just blew into atoms?
他那是被逐出教會 He was excommunicated.
他可能是駭客或盜版商 或兩者都是 Probably a hacker... or a pirate... or both.
給你 Here.
(持續飢餓會變愚蠢)
他說得有道理 Man's got a point.
你知道那些門有多貴嗎 Do you have any idea how much those doors cost?
你知道有多少人困在外頭走廊上嗎 Do you have any idea how many people were stuck out in a hallway?
系統必須保持關閉狀態 The System must remain closed.
如果我把無線網路密碼換掉 你覺得你的系統能撐多久 How long you think your System will hold up if I change the WiFi password?
好吧 Okay.
儀式結束 大家回家去吧 Ceremony over. Everybody go back home.
媽 Mom?
媽 你好 親愛的 Mom. Hello sweetheart.
你怎麼會在這裡 Why are you in here?
你知道外頭發生了什麼事嗎 Did you know what was going on outside?
媽 你的藥在哪裡 Mom, where's your medicine?
你不用擔心我 You don't need to worry about me, sweetheart.
- 我需要 - 我沒事 - Yes, I do. - I'm fine.
我得擔心每一個人 I have to worry about everyone.
自從父親去世後 我是唯一一個讓這地方繼續運轉的人 Ever since Dad died, I'm the only person keeping this place running.
月震越來越嚴重 The moonquakes are getting worse.
走廊電線都被腐蝕 The wirings in the hallways are all corroded.
離心鼓風機都... 媽 我不知道 The centrifugal blowers are... I mean, Mom, I don't know
在沒有幫助的情況下維生系統還能運作多久 how long I can keep the life support working without help.
謝謝你 唐納 Thank you, Donald.
我們為每個問題提供簡單的解決方案 We offer simple solutions for every problem.
只要他們換一種思維 All we ask people is: "Think different".
- 滾開 - 歐比安娜祖 - Fuck off. - Obianaju!
這樣說話會找不到男人的 You will never find a man if you keep talking like that.
媽 我不需要男人 好嗎 我很好 Mom, I don't need a man, okay? I'm fine.
指揮官 Commander.
你好 麥肯 Hello, Malcolm.
麥肯 Hey Malcolm.
華盛頓小姐 Ms. Washington.
聽說你救了很多人 I heard you saved the day out there.
托賴 Not bad.
謝了 沒什麼大不了 托賴 Yeah, thanks. It was, um... you know, nothing.
我該走了 一會見 Well, I'd better be off. I'll see you girls later.
多好的年輕人 Ah, he's such a fine young man.
你們的孩子肯定很美 And you two would make beautiful babies.
什麼 What?
這是艾米莉亞號的殘骸 Here's what's left of Amelia.
可憐的船幾年前就被支解 Poor girl was cannibalized for parts years ago.
沒人想過要怎麼辦 And no one stopped to think what we would do
要是僅存的一艘太空船沒了 if the only spacecraft left was torn to pieces.
- 昨天有看零點六倍的重力足球賽嗎 - 有 東區隊贏了 - You see the .6G soccer match yesterday? - Oh yeah. His side won.
- 不知道我們怎麼變得這麼糟 - 對 - Can't understand how we've become so bad at it. - I can.
你是誰 Who are you?
你知道...我是誰 You know... who I am.
月球元首 The Moonführer?
我母親親眼看著你死去 My mother watched you die.
你母親 Your mother.
我的諸神的黃昏戰艦 My Götterdämmerung.
- 怎麼了 - 它在哪 - What about it? - Where is it?
吃了20年的月球灰塵 Been gathering moon dust for the last 20 years.
你們人類 You... humans!
只想毀掉我所創造的一切 All you want to do is destroy what I Created!
像我毀掉你打的鬆結一樣嗎 Like I destroyed your lazy knot?
愚蠢的人類 Stupid human.
不 別這樣 No, don't do that.
你需要我 You need me!
你母親病了 Your mother is sick!
你又知道什麼 What do you think you know about that?!
我為什麼會需要你 What do I need you for? Huh?!
把這個給她 Give this to her.
她會感覺好些 It will make her feel better.
你還有什麼好怕的 What do you have to lose?
你知道她命不久矣 You know she's going to die soon.
- 媽 你還好吧 - 歐比 - Mom, you okay? - Obi.
- 媽 - 那是什麼 - Mom. - What is that?
你得相信我 好嗎 You gotta bear with me, okay?
你試試看這個 You got to try it.
你給我吃了什麼 What was that?
你從哪拿到的 Where did you get that from?
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
- 我就知道你會回來 - 解釋一下 - I knew you would be back. - Explain.
它叫做維利亞 It's called Vrillia.
是一種純淨的能量 It is pure energy.
能提供飛船動力...也能讓我們永生 It powers all our ships... and made us live forever.
「我們」是誰 "Us". Who?
把我鬆綁 我才能展示給你看 You have to cut me loose so I can show you.
你最好別耍花招 老頭 Better not try anything funny, old man.
我們就是... We are...
維利人 The Vril.
很久以前 經過漫長的旅程後 A long time ago, we arrived on this planet
我們到達這個星球 after a very long journey.
我們的飛船嚴重受損 Our ship was heavily damaged.
但我們很幸運 But we were in luck.
找到了一顆有空氣 水和生命的行星 We had found a planet with air, and water, and life.
我的蠢兄弟當時領隊 My fool of a brother was in charge.
他命令我們去跟當地生物進行溝通 He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.
我告訴他這是個錯誤 I told him it was a mistake.
結果我是對的 Of course I was proven right.
我們是這星球上唯一的智慧生物 We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet.
這星球屬於我們了 It was ours.
我們研究了動植物 We studied the flora and fauna.
當其他人都著迷於大型動物 While the others obsessed over big game,
我著重在小東西 I focused on the small.
新的秩序產生了 A new order had arisen.
靈長類 The primates.
然後我做了一件我兄弟不會理解的事 Then, I did something I knew my brother would never understand.
我偷了維利亞 I stole some of our precious Vrillia.
給了我最喜歡的兩隻 and gave it to my two favourites.
亞當和夏娃 Adam and Eve.
我本來可以靜待大自然的發展 I could have waited, let nature take its course.
但何不給進化助一臂之力呢 But why not give evolution a nudge?
不過我很快就知道這天堂注定要滅亡 But I learned soon, that the paradise was doomed.
我的兄弟命令我們帶著飛船躲到地下 My brother ordered us to take our ship and move underground.
地球其實是...中空的 You see, the Earth... is hollow.
在中心 In the Center...
有足夠的維利亞夠所有人使用 you find enough Vrillia... for all of us.
足夠給你的飛船提供動力 Enough to power your ship.
也足以讓你的母親活下來 Enough to keep your mother alive.
其他的維利人可沒有我這麼善良 The other Vrils are not as nice as I am.
他們很恨你們人類 They hate your kind.
想從他們那裡得到維利亞可不容易 Won't be easy to get the Vrillia from them.
我沒打算徵求他們的同意 Wasn't planning on asking.
你還真人道 Oh, how human of you.
通往地心的入口 The entrance to the hollow Earth
在南極的兩座山之間 lies between two mountains on Antarctica.
地心的入口 Entrance to hollow Earth?
好的 Okay.
- 下去後呢 - 你會看到阿加沙城 - And once I'm down there? - You find the city of Agartha.
城市中心有座聖殿 維利亞就在那裡 In the middle of the city lies a temple where they keep the Vrillia
在一個叫做聖杯的簡單容器裡 in a simple vessel called The Holy Grail.
你有什麼意圖 What's your angle?
為什麼這麼積極幫我 Why so eager to help?
我其實沒有選擇...親愛的 I'm running out of option... my dear.
就像你一樣 Just like you.
你需要盡快出發 But you have to go soon!
- 帶著那個俄羅斯人 - 什麼 才不要 - Take that Russian with you. - What? No!
你要自己駕駛嗎 What, you want to fly that ship by yourself?
你怎麼不跟我去 Why don't you go with me?
不行... Ah, no, no, no.
我去的話會暴露我們 My presence would only expose us all.
但我有個禮物 But there's something I want you to have.
好噁 我不要 Gross, I don't want that.
可能會有用 Can come in handy.
手指 Fini.
若你想一起去 If this is gonna work,
你必須答應我會閉嘴 you have to promise to keep your mouth shut
一切照我說的做 and do exactly as I tell you.
你只要我的肉體 Ah, only need Sasha for muscles.
好 你會很驚豔的 Okay, you will be impressed, girl.
在沃斯托克 他們都叫我西伯利亞熊 Back at Vostok station, they call me the Siberian Bear.
- 我的天 - 你有見過熊嗎 - Oh my God. - You ever seen bear?
我常跟牠們打鬥 I fight them! All the time.
俄羅斯的熊... If you see True Russian bear...
唐納 Donald?
你有想過騎這個下懸崖嗎 Ever thought of driving that thing off a cliff?
聽說每年的這時 地球中心天氣很好 I hear this time of year is very nice at the center of the Earth.
我知道你的計劃 我要加入 I know about your little trip. I want in.
- 姑娘 你得... - 閉嘴 - Girl, you need... - Shut up!
- 按你的 - 去旁邊 - go by your - Stay there!
歐比...讓我們撇開歧見 Obi... let's put our differences aside.
我需要你的幫助 I need... your... help.
我幹什麼幫你 Why would I ever help you?
你我知道真相 You and I both know the truth.
月球撐不了多久了 我們都會死 The Moon is not going to be here for long. Soon enough we will all be dead.
我只需要給我的教徒一點安慰 I just need some comfort for my flock.
好吧 Alright.
可以 Sure.
走吧 Let's go.
什麼情況 你為什麼讓他們跟來 What was this? Why you allow them to come?
也許是唯一能擺脫他們的方法 Might be the only way I can finally get rid of them.
好 停下 Okay, stop.
我們得先處理他 Alright, we need to get rid of him.
我去找大的傢伙 I'll go find something big.
待在這裡 別說話 Stay here, don't talk.
紅的在這 然後白的在這 Red goes here and the white right... here.
嘿 Hey!
你 Dude.
這是全面防打裝備 This is like a fully punch-resistant outfit.
你腦子有洞嗎 How did that make any sense in your brain?
唐納 你們好 萊恩 泰勒 胖泰勒 Hey Donald. What's up Brian... Kyler... Fat Tyler?
歐比 Obi?
麥肯 Malcolm.
你們在幹什麼 What are you guys doing here?
抱歉 Uh... sorry, um...
- 我們不知道是你在這 - 拜託,我才是受傷的人 - We really didn't know that was you. - Hello, I am hurt one.
聽著 Listen.
我們要偷那艘女武神 We are gonna steal that Walkyr.
飛到地球中心 據說是空心的 Head to the Center of the Earth which is apparently... hollow,
希望能找到能提供飛船動力的東西 and hopefully find the one thing that can get my ship running
救我媽以及全人類 好嗎 and save my Mom and basically the whole of mankind. Okay?
好的 酷 Okay, cool.
- 我能一起去嗎 - 你能 - Can I go? - Yes!
我是說沒問題 我們需要打手 I mean yeah, sure, we could use the muscle.
不好意思 這是我的工作 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Excuse me, it's my job.
他是誰 Who is it?
你是誰 聽著 Who are you? Listen, tough boy.
我們不缺人 已經有...打手了 Team is full. Already have all the m...muscles we need.
麥肯 我沒差 但你還是穿裝備吧 Malcolm, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't you keep the armour on? We...
外面很危險 It's gonna be dangerous.
那不是我的 Oh, that's not mine.
在沒上班時穿會被罰錢 There's, like, an insane fine if I wear that off duty.
不過沒問題 Anyway, it's okay.
- 我穿了我的幸運T恤 - 幸運T恤呢 - I got my lucky shirt. - Hmpf! Lucky shirt.
好 我們出發吧 Alright. Let's do this.
沒錯 出發吧 下一站是地球 Yeah, let's do this! Next stop, Earth.
長年累月的核子冬天已經讓地球表面不宜居住 Years of nuclear winter have rendered the surface uninhabitable.
會有什麼樂趣和冒險在等著我們 What fun and adventures we'll have there.
還是我們會慘死於輻射 繫好安全帶 Or we'll die a horrible radiation death. Buckle up.
這裡好冷 Man, it's cold in here.
- 抱歉 要我開暖氣嗎 - 那就太好了 - Sorry, you want me to put on the heater? - Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
我沒有暖氣 I don't have any.
你確定這玩意能重返大氣層嗎 Are you sure this thing can handle atmospheric re-entry?
可以 這可是我建造的 你看地圖吧 Please, girl, it will hold. I build it. Just read the map.
地圖上寫我們應該朝南極方向去 So... the map says we should be headed toward Antarctica, uh...
找尋冰層之類的 look for big... ice sheets or something.
真有用 Well, that helps.
現在地表一半都被冰覆蓋 Half the world is covered in ice these days.
就是這樣 Yeah. Oh.
不管了 Anyway, um...
往南開...朝那個建築過去 Head south... toward... that big building over there.
- 那是什麼地方 - 我哪知道 - What is that place? - Beats me.
在這裡緩慢降落吧 Let's just land down slowly.
- 你在幹什麼 - 調整偏擺 - What are you doing? - Adjusting the yaw.
那不是偏擺 是俯仰 快放手 It's not yaw, it's pitch! Get your hands off!
誰會把偏擺和俯仰對調 Oh! Who puts the pitch where the yaw supposed to be?!
- 剛是什麼狀況 - 恭喜你 姑娘 - What was that? - Congratulations, girl.
- 飛船被你弄壞了 - 我才沒有 - You broke it. - No, I didn't!
千萬不要動 Stay... very... very still.
我沒辦法轉向 被你弄壞了 I can't turn the ship, you broke it!
我才沒有 這原本就是破爛 I didn't break anything! It was already in pieces!
別再亂碰了 Don't touch anything anymore!
- 我們要墜毀了 - 都是你的錯 - We're gonna Crash!! - It's your fault!
- 快拉這個 - 拉不動 - Pull this! - It won't budge!
我就知道 俄羅斯貨 I knew it! Russian quality!
別想賴我 這是德國製造的 Don't blame me, it's German engineering!
好 我還活著 Oh ! Okay. Okay, I'm fine.
我沒事 I'm fine.
- 你沒事吧 - 我沒事 - Are you fine? - Yeah. I'm fine.
好 所有人都下船吧 Okay, everybody out.
這是我最後一次坐你建造的東西 This is the last time I'm getting into anything built by you.
你別碰就不會有事 都說了有點故障 Would have been fine if not touch pitch button. I told you it was faulty.
我很驚訝這東西竟然沒爆炸 I'm surprised the whole thing didn't explode.
航路偏差指示器和控制軟體都沒校準 The CDI and the OBS were completely miscalibrated.
- 各位 - 音量計來自舊潛艇嗎 - Uh, guys. - Did you get that SL meter from an old...
各位 Guys!
- 什麼 - 就是 怎麼樣 - What?! - Actually I did, so what?
我的老天 Holy shit.
不用說也知道 但真沒想到會是這樣 Maybe goes without saying, but we didn't expect to see this.
老天 看來都是真的 Wow, shit. Turns out it was all true.
維利亞真能給那個可愛的小太陽供能 I guess that means Vrillia really is powering that tiny adorable little sun thing over there?
那正是我們需要的 And that's what we need.
好吧 你怎麼看 Alright, what do you think?
可能繞外面一圈進入中心 Probably go around here and then go in the middle.
有人有帶指南針嗎 Did anyone think to bring a compass?
抱歉 Sorry.
這裡沒訊號 No reception.
我記得我有帶 I thought... I had it somewhere.
Wow.
天啊,那是... 是的 Is that a... whoa, yeah.
諾基亞3310 很經典 Nokia 3310, it's classic.
我爸以前常提起 My Dad used to talk about these all the time.
- 我記得 - 他的第一台手機 - Yeah, I remember that. - First phone he ever had.
這是原裝的殼嗎 Is this the original cover?
堅不可摧 經歷過核子戰爭 It's indestructible. Survived nuclear war.
還能進選單嗎 Does this still do the Menu...
星號鍵 自動上鎖 star button? Yeah, auto-lock.
沒錯 Of course.
- 都是原始鈴聲嗎 - 當然 - All the original ringtones? - Absolutely.
能玩貪吃蛇嗎 Snake?
沒人能破我的最高分 Unbeatable high score.
你還是收起來吧 Man, you should put that away.
被那怪胎看到 你會馬上被逐出教會 If that freak sees you, he will 'excommunicate' you in a heartbeat.
- 「逐出」什麼 - 你不會想知道的 收起來 - 'Exco' what? - You don't wanna know. Just put it away.
等等 再讓我看一次 Actually... let me see it again.
到底要收起來還是給你 So which one is it? Put it away or give?
- 選一個 - 這東西有指南針嗎 - It can't be both. - Does this thing have a compass?
沒有 只有遊戲 No, it's... it's just games.
設定 Settings.
- 工具 - 點進去「工具」看看 - Tools. - Yeah, check "tools".
計算機 時鐘 It's calculator, clock...
指南針 Compass.
沒有無線網路也能用 Works perfectly, and no WiFi needed.
就是這裡了 This is it.
應許之地 The promised land.
可以控制一切的完全封閉系統 The perfect closed system where we can control everything.
這就是我想要的 This is what I want.
萊恩 開PowerPoint Ryan, open your PowerPoint.
我要口述幾個投影片 I'm going to dictate some slides.
好 各位 Alright, people.
我有很強的預感該走這邊 I've got a strong feeling it's this way.
跟著我 Follow me.
我們去見見這裡的執行長 Let's go meet the CEO of this place.
等等 Hold on.
我先去看看 I'll go check it out.
聽起來你完全不應該過去 That sounds like the exact opposite of what you should do.
麥肯... Malcolm. Malc!
麥肯... Malc, Malc!
別擔心 我... Don't worry, I...
我會保護你的 I keep you safe here.
是嗎 你會保護我 Really? You gonna keep me safe?
什麼 你不相信嗎 What, you don't believe me?
姑娘 我有和熊以及老虎搏鬥的經驗 Girl, I have experience. Fighting bear, also tiger.
在俄羅斯的營地 有很多飢餓的野獸 In Russia, in my camp, we have many hungry animal...
麥肯 Malc?
這地方太瘋狂了 This place is crazy.
剛才那東西這樣 That things was like 'Arrgh!'
然後我就這樣 And I was like...!
答應我別再這樣了 Promise me you'll never do that again.
我們該走了 因為有十隻朝著我們來 We should probably go then, because there's like 10 more of them coming.
麻煩在哪裡 十打一算公平了 Where is the problem? 10 against 1 is almost fair fight.
我們得走了 We gotta go.
去哪邊 別說是那邊 Which way? Don't say that way.
我需要 Well, um, I... just...
我需要一點時間 I just need a second.
她不知道 She doesn't know.
我們迷了路 We're lost.
我們沒有迷路 我說我需要一點時間 We're not lost. I said I just need a minute.
你錯了 It's wrong.
是這邊 It's this way.
我們剛是從那裡來的 We just came from there.
等等 Wait.
你是真的瘋了嗎 You're, like, actually insane?
我們在地球中心 We are inside Earth.
很簡單 就像鏡子 It's simple. It's like mirror.
只不過東邊是西邊 西邊是東邊 Only East is West and West is East.
說我瘋 Me, crazy...
傳奇城市阿加沙 The legendary city of Agartha.
在地球中心的中心 At the Center of the Center of the Earth
而在最中心 就是維利亞 and at the center of that, the Vrillia.
不幸的是這地方到處都是維利人 Unfortunately, the place is crawling with Vril.
而我不太喜歡這些能變形的爬蟲人 And I'm not hugely fond of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids.
這應該會很有趣 This should be interesting.
他們有工會 We have a union.
不得不說在過去幾千年 Well, it certainly has been an interesting last few millennia.
滲透到人類社會上層階級 With this whole infiltrate the upper echelon of human society
操控他們 讓他們互相殘殺很有趣 and manipulate them into destroying each other.
我們在政治領域可能有點過頭了 Now, we might have just gone a little heavy on the... political realm.
不好意思 女士 Pardon me, Madam.
但我得為自己辯解 我是第一個 But in my own defence, I was far and away the first of us
去開拓疆土的人 to swim those, um... frigid waters.
我們都很以你為傲 卡利古拉 但... Uh-huh. And we're all real proud of you, Caligula. But...
你有點...怎麼說 太瘋了 you went, for a lack of a better word, insane.
我們都知道人類不喜歡被叫瘋子 And we've all learned that humans really don't like their insanity being challenged...
還有就是你跟你的馬之間的事情 then there was that little thing with your horse.
我們只是好朋友 We're just friends
老天 小祖克 My God, little Zucky, yay!
誰曉得社群媒體會紅 Who knew that social media was gonna work?
太棒了 That was brilliant.
大家都在看貓咪影片 Everyone too wrapped up in cat videos,
不然就是寄裸照 沒人動腦了 and sending dick pics to procreate instead of thinking with their brains.
很好 Very nice.
我選舉時可幫了大忙 Sure helped with my case during the elections.
你們這兩個瘋孩子 And you two crazy kids with your...
用十字軍和聖戰或者隨便你們怎麼叫它 crusades and your jihad or whatever you wanna call it. Ha-ha!
只有一神論才會讓人們數十個世紀 Nothing like a little monotheism to throw people into centuries of...
為同樣的意識型態鬥爭不斷 battles over exactly the same ideology.
更別提小勒勒了 Ah! Don't even get me started on Ady.
阿道夫希特勒和他的敬禮手勢 Ady Hitler with the Achtung, Hail.
萬歲 我的性感萬歲 我也萬歲 Hail my sexiness, hail me! Ha-ha...
該死的蠢貨 閉嘴 老酒鬼 Oh shut up, you old drunk fool.
那我呢 What about me?
你消滅了人類這些害蟲 You managed to destroy all that human vermin.
但所有東西也被你毀了 But you destroyed everything else along with them,
總統夫人 Madam President.
這個嘛 Well...
這是全面勝利 只有零星的幾個沒被消滅 Total victory. Heh. All but a few stragglers... gone
這星球又是我們的了 And... now the planet is ours again.
是 一個無法生存的美麗星球 Yes, a beautiful, unlivable planet.
核輻射後的荒地 Totally nuclear wasteland.
很好 總統夫人 Very good, Ms. President.
- 我要發言 - 閉嘴 - I will say something. - Shut up!
也許我沒有聽清楚 但我們仍有飛船 Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but we still have our spaceship.
為什麼不駕駛它去另一個星球 Why can't we just take it and move to another planet?
太空 柴契爾 Space, Margaret.
太空可浩瀚了 Space is huge.
你建議我們去哪 Where do you recommend we go?
朝右邊第二顆星一直開到天亮嗎 Second star to the right and then straight till the morning?
你知道找到一個宜居的星球有多難 You know how difficult it is to find a planet to live on?
我兄弟創造了這些害蟲 My brother... created this... pest!
人類 The humans.
等我找到他 我會懲罰他 He will get punished as soon as I find him.
原本我們是不需要離開的 But we really didn't have to leave...
就是你把地表搞成輻射廢墟 if you hadn't turned the surface into... radioactive mess.
總統夫人 Ms. President.
確實是一場全面勝利 A total victory indeed.
我真的覺得沒有必要反應過度 I really don't think there's any reason to overreact.
拜託 大家 坐下來享用你們的食物 Please. Calm down. Sit down and enjoy your meal...
我最親愛的兄弟 My dear sweet brother.
我一定會找到你的 I will find you.
等我找到你 我會把你的頭按到一桶大便裡 And when I find you, I dip your head in a bucket of shit!
好噁心 Shit.
真是 Nuts.
好吧 看來下個路口要左轉 Alright, looks like we're gonna take a left at this junction...
然後... and then...
看... 是他 Look! Look, look, look, look. It's him!
真的是 我就說他還活著 It's really him! He's still alive, I told you!
唐納 Donald.
我不知道為何需要我說 I don't even know why I have to tell you this
但那不是他 but that's not him.
你怎麼能確定 How can you be sure?
因為我們在地球中心 Because we're in the Center of the Earth.
誰知道他能扭曲多大範圍的現實呢 Who knows how far his reality distortion field extends?
也許是他讓我們以為自己是在這裡的 Perhaps we only think we're here, because that is what he wants us to believe.
他是賈伯斯門徒的始祖 能指引我們 He... is first among Steves. He will show us the path!
神聖的史帝夫 我們不配見到你 He will show us the path, We are not worthy
好 我們得走了 Okay, we gotta run.
你好 首席執行長陛下 Greetings, your CEO-ship.
現在該怎麼辦 So what is plan?
讓我想想 我會想出辦法的 Just give me a second, I can come up with something.
也許繼續跑 Maybe go back to running, no?
這邊 走 快點 Here, go, come on!
你們兩個先走 我來拖住他們 You two go ahead. I'll hold 'em off.
快 Come on.
我們走吧 Let's go.
我不懂 接下來我們該做什麼 I'm confused. What we gonna do next?
我們要去拿那個聖杯 We're gonna go get that Grail.
我們不是該去救你的男人嗎 I thought we were supposed to save your man.
- 他能照顧自己 - 我就不能嗎 - I know him, he can take care of himself. - And I can't?
我自己一個人完成不了 好嗎 I can't do this alone, okay?
我需要你 I need you.
- 他叫什麼 - IBM... - Alf, what's his name? - IBM, IBM.
笨蛋 唐納·川普 Um, Donkeys, Donald Trump, no.
看他穿的制服 Look at the costume
- 納粹王 - 對 納粹王 - King Nazi! - King Nazi, that's it.
我有好多的疑問 I have so many questions.
我們能互相幫助 一物換一物 We can help each other, quid pro quo.
我還沒說完 You didn't let me finish.
我有好多的疑問 I have so many questions.
可惜你沒機會回答 Too bad... that you're not going to be alive to answer them.
沒有人會死 Nobody's getting killed!
他們需要我們 They need us.
我有個商業提議 I have a business proposition for you.
你會喜歡的 You're going to like this.
- 要怎麼打開 - 不知道 - How do you open it? - I don't know.
住手 把那張紙給我 Stop. Give me paper.
這個圖示表示... The structure says here...
好像跟手指有關係 something about finger.
- 也許是胡扯的 - 也許不是 - Ah, maybe it is gibberish. - Maybe not.
你如果有辦法就趕快做 If you have an idea, now is needed.
那是什麼 What is that?
我的兄弟 Brother?
他在哪裡 Where is he?
一物換一物 Quid pro quo.
你想要什麼 What do you want?
我要你把我的人帶到地心這裡來 I need you to bring my people here to the hollow Earth.
讓你們毀掉阿加沙 So you can ruin Agartha...
像毀掉地球一樣 like you have ruined the whole planet?
只有我的追隨者 賈伯斯教信徒 Only my followers, only the Jobsists.
我們很感謝你所做的一切 We of all people appreciate what you've done here.
我們會維護下去 保持和諧 We will maintain it in perfect harmony.
唐納,你在和希特勒談判嗎 Donald, are you negotiating with Hitler?
他可是出了名地不守信用 記得捷克斯洛伐克嗎 He is not well known for keeping his promises. Czechoslovakia, anyone?
我不是傻瓜 Do you take me for a fool?
我想讓他簽下終端用戶授權協議 I'm trying to get him to sign an End-user License Agreement.
沒人會讀 他只會做他想做的 No one reads that shit, man. He's just gonna do whatever he wants.
這份神聖的合約完全有約束力 It's a Holy Binding Contract.
Siri 打開終端用戶授權協議 Siri, End-user License Agreement.
正在打開終端用戶授權協議 Opening Holy End-User License Agreement.
上面所有的資訊都取決於你是否... All that information there is contingent upon whether...
好啦... 同意 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Agree.
Siri Siri!
地圖 目的地 家 Maps. Destination... home.
正在規劃路線 Calculating directions to home.
- 路線已設定 - 這下我知道了 - Route planned. - That explains a lot.
原來在月球背面 The Dark side of the Moon.
你幫我們大忙 You did us a great Service.
終於能離開這星球了 Now we can finally leave this horrible planet.
當然 能預先想到退路的人才厲害 Of course. A man's only as good as his exit strategy.
我可以一起和你腦力激盪 I can brainstorm with you.
只要你把我的教徒送過來 As long as you deliver my people to me.
好 Yeah.
關於這個 About that.
午餐時間到了 Mittagszeit, boys!
天啊 這就是聖杯 Wow. The Holy Grail, huh?
我去取下來 I'm gonna go get it.
小心一點 Be careful!
這上面寫聖杯跟底座是連在一起的 It says here the Grail is attached to the base
一移除就會觸動 but can't be removed without triggering some kind of, um...
自我毀滅裝置 self destruction.
你覺得這東西有多重 What do you think's the weight of this thing?
為什麼要等等 Why wait?
你說的是重量 Ah, weight. Weight...
大概84「索洛尼克」 It's about 84 "zolotnicks".
什麼 你編的嗎 Zol-what? Did you just make that up?
俄羅斯舊重量單位 有空去查 It's an old Russian system. Look it up some time.
大概就是... It's...
1500 1500.
- 1500什麼 - 盎司 - 1500 what? - Ounces.
或公克 忘了怎麼換算 大概是公克 Or grams. Can't remember conversion, but probably grams.
是盎司 It was ounces.
我留了點肚子 I saved room.
你看起來最可口 You looked the most delicious.
我不是故意想警告你 Not to give away my plans or anything.
但等我的鐵鍊被解開後 你就完蛋了 But shit's about to get real when these chains come off.
你是囚犯 我們不會解開鐵鍊的 You will not take the chains off. That's not how captivity works.
抱歉 我沒說清楚 Sorry, I should have been more clear.
那邊 There!
- 你會駕戰車嗎 - 能有多難 - You know how to drive chariot? - How hard can it be?
- 社會主義者 - 異教徒 - Socialists! - Infidels!
罪人 Sinners!
跳上來 Jump on!
你這共產主義垃圾 You commie bastard!
把韁繩給我 Give me that!
跳過來 現在 Jump in! Now!
接下來會很有趣 This is gonna be interesting.
去呀... Go, Go!!
- 加油 你們行的 - 我們不行的 - Come on, guys! I know you can make it! - We won't get there!
夥伴們 Guys!
你們還好吧 Are you okay?
我的老天爺 Holy shit!
就算可能很蠢我還是得問 I really hope this is a stupid question,
你們拿到聖杯了吧 but you guys have the grail, right?
我們不用回去吧 We don't have to, like, go back for it?
厲害 Oh, cool.
其他人怎麼了 What happened to the others?
希特勒把他們吃了 不是比喻 Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism.
好吧 Alright.
我們的任務完成了 Our work here is done.
歐比 安娜祖 華盛頓 Obi anaju Washington!
你知不知道自己惹了多大的麻煩 Do you have any idea in how much trouble you're in?
那樣離開實在太幼稚和固執了 Leaving like that was the most naive, most stubborn...
媽 不要現在說這個 Mom, not now!
同時也是我見過最勇敢的行為 And the bravest thing I've ever seen.
你能回來我太開心了 I'm so glad you're back.
我的小寶貝 My little baby.
讓開... Out of the way, out of the way!
沃夫岡 怎麼可能 Wolfgang? This can't be true.
- 你找到了嗎 - 找到什麼 - Did you find it? - Find what?
- 太美了 - 很好 - It's beautiful. - Excellent.
把它給我 Give it to me.
你覺得我會讓你離開 You think I'm just gonna let you walk out of here
留下我們在這裡等死嗎 and leave us all to die?
那你的母親會先死 Then your mother dies first.
- 該死 - 好 夠了 - Shit! - Okay, enough.
你幹什麼射他 你覺得他比較危險嗎 Why you shoot him, huh? You think he's more dangerous?
必須先除掉 薩沙 Must be taken out of equation? Sasha!
聽著 Listen.
我也很危險 因為... I am very dangerous, because...
很準時 Right on time.
德國人守時的好傳統 Good old German punctuality.
守時 Die Punktlichkeit
千萬別是我想的 Oh, I hope it's not what I think.
開什麼玩笑 You've gotta be kidding me.
勝利萬歲 混蛋們 Sieg Heil! Mutterfickers...
兄弟 Brother.
你能來真是太好了 How nice of you to visit.
我一看到這些害蟲出現在我的城市 I immediately smelled this pathetic conspiracy
我就知道你在打什麼算盤 as soon as I saw these vermin in my city
離飛船遠一點 Step away from the ship.
既然你這麼愛這個種族 If you love this race so much
你可以和他們一起死 then you can die along with them
布朗蒂 Blondi!
你們現在是快死了 還是能幫忙 You guys actually dying or can you help?
我沒事 我有兩個腎是有原因的 I'm fine, I've got two kidneys for a reason.
- 我也沒事 - 薩沙 準備飛船 - I'm fine too. - Sasha, go prep my ship.
麥肯 響警報 讓大家離開這裡 快 Malcolm, sound the alarm. We've gotta get everyone out of here, now!
媽 Mom.
媽 你得跟他們一起走 好嗎 Mom, you've gotta go with them, okay?
我會想辦法阻止他 I'm gonna... I'll find a way to stop him.
歐比 聽我說 Obi! Listen to me.
我活了大半輩子 I have lived my life.
有過當英雄的機會 I had my chance to be a hero.
- 沒時間了 - 歐比 - We don't have time for this, please. - Obi!
你太令我驕傲了 我的寶貝 You make me so proud, honey.
親愛的 mein Liebe
你爸爸和我會永遠愛你的 Your father and I will always love you.
你在幹什麼 等等 媽 What are you doing? Wait, Mom.
媽 Mom.
現在你去吧 拯救剩下的人類 Now you go ahead... and save... what's left of humanity.
布朗蒂 Blondie...
殺戮的時間到了 It's killing time
我要宰了你 你這臭女人 I'm going to kill youyou filthy whore
所有人上飛船 快點 Everybody get on that ship! Come on!
把聖杯給我 我來重新布線 Give me Grail, let me do the rewiring.
不 這是我建造的引擎 No, it's my engine.
我要先讓這些人上去 然後我會處理 I just gotta get these people in there. Deal with it!
- 歐比 - 怎樣 - Obi! - What?!
我們是同一夥的 相信我 We are a team now. Trust me.
相信我 Trust me.
快點 走 Come on, go!
大家快點 Okay people, come on!
我的天 Ni figa...
快點上船 Come on, get in.
快點 薩沙 整座基地要塌了 Sasha, come on, the whole base is collapsing.
媽 Mom!
媽 快點 現在還來得及 Mom, come on, you can make it!
媽 Mom!!
你比我想像中厲害多了 You're so much more than I ever could dream.
很可惜你的下場會是如此 A shame... that you come to such an end.
不 不要 No, no!
無所謂了 沃夫岡 It doesn't matter, Wolfgang.
聖杯在他們手裡,他們安全了 They have the Grail and they are safe!
不... No! Oh, No!
直到那一刻 我才知道自己有多崇拜 It wasn't until that moment that I realized how much I'd looked up...
和仰賴我媽媽 and relied on my Mom.
這些人都一樣 How much all these people had.
現在他們得仰賴我了 And now they were relying on me.
主機運轉滿載 Main engines running at full capacity.
防護罩 Shield power.
開啟 One now.
咖啡機準備就緒 Coffee machine is online.
- 沒事吧 - 沒事 - Everyone okay? - Yes.
氣壓在控制中 Air pressure is under control.
薩沙 Sasha?
糟糕 Oh, God!
薩沙... 說話啊 Sasha! Sasha, talk to me!
怎麼回事 Why is this happening?
我不知道 I don't know.
時候到了 It's happening...
想耍我可沒那麼容易 It's not easy to make a fool out of me.
- 哪個是控制武器的 - 沒有武器 - Which one is the weapons? - There are no weapons.
這是一艘運輸船 This is a transport ship.
這是艘美國船 一定有武器 Is American, must be weapons somewhere.
我的武器很多 需要嗎 I have plenty of weapons if that helps.
我掌控了你和船上每個人的生死 You and everyone on board are entirely at my mercy.
他是怎麼聯繫上的 How is he contacting us?
我把通訊設備都... I gutted all of the comms gear from...
流動網路 Cellular network.
麥肯 你來掌舵 薩沙 你手機給我 Malcolm, take the helm for a second. Sasha, show me your phone.
你們人類永遠都不明白 You humans never understood
如果我們一起合作 how it could have been if we would have worked together!
而不是互相對抗 And not against each other.
我們原本可以一起征服整個銀河… We... could have conquered the whole gal...
關掉惡棍的陳腔濫調 Cliche villain monologue off.
- 謝謝 - 謝謝 - Thank you. - Spasibo.
這看起來很像飛船的防護罩 This has a field, looks a lot like a shield around the ship,
上面顯示下降了百分之75 and then a gauge that's down, like, 75%
現在快要沒有了 Okay, it's, um... almost gone now!
你好 美女 Well hello.
麥肯 能拖住他10秒鐘嗎 Malcolm, can you, um... can you hold him off for, like, 10 seconds?
不知道 No idea.
進去了 We're in.
對吧 Right?
很聰明 Smart girl.
我敢賭那偽君子唐納的手機也有越獄 Wanna bet that hypocrite Donald has his phone jail-broken, too?
- 有 - 成功了 - Yes! - Bingo.
你來吧 Wanna do honours?
麥肯 打開聲音 Malcolm! Turn him on.
你們永遠不懂 You never understood.
沃夫岡 Hey! Wolfgang!
我只不過是想幫助你們 All I wanted to do was to help.
我媽向你問好 My mother sends her regards!
祝你來生愉快 Have a nice afterlife.
太好了 Yes!
成功了 Da!
沒錯 太好了 Yes. Yes!
- 成功了 - 太好了 - DA !! - YES !!
希望是很滑稽的一件事 Hope is a funny thing.
只要有一點光 All it takes is the smallest glimmer
你就能永遠在黑暗中漫步 and you can walk forever through the darkness
或是乘坐一艘生銹的太空桶 or fly on a rusty space bucket
或像薩沙的叫法 離奇的生鏽桶 or... a 'spacey rust bucket', as Sasha called it.
好 太好了 Yes... yes!
我刷新最高分了 And that's a new high score!
薩沙 你還好吧 Sasha, you... you okay?
噢 Oh.
你選了索爾斯伯利牛肉餅 You got the Salisbury Steak,
抱歉 我應該先警告你的 I'm sorry. I should have... have told you about that.
不 不是這個 No, it's not that.
我實在比不過他 I'm just no match for him.
他與史前貓科動物搏鬥 He fight pre-historical felines,
在爆炸中倖存下來 沒被希特勒吃掉 survived explosion, not eaten by Hitler.
我沒有什麼精采的故事 沒有好身材 我就是... I have no good stories, no good body. I'm just...
怎麼說 一隻塗了油的狒狒 how you say ...an oiled baboon.
你想說的是像「油猢猻」的機械工 That's-that's not at all how you say it. It's, um... it's "grease monkey".
聽著 我一直想問你的女武神 Listen, I've been meaning to ask you about your Valcyre.
你是如何穩定排氣歧管的 I was wondering how did you manage to stabilize the exhaust manifold?
我一直想弄明白 但... I was trying to figure it out, but then...
發生了這一切 all this happened and I am, well, you know...
我用D17溫度計改道 I was re-routing it through a the 17th thermometer.
把廁所當作排氣口 It used toilet as exhaust.
那是我唯一能想到 That was the only way I could figure out
不用冷卻液又不過熱的方法 how to get rid of the excess stink without using the coolant.
太完美了 That is perfect.
- 不是很優雅,但… - 不 很好 - I know it's not elegant but I tried to... - No, no, it's, um... perfect.
老兄 她喜歡你 She likes you, dude.
我以為她喜歡的是你 I thought she likes you.
她對我來說有點太瘦了 Dude. She's a little too scrawny for me.
我喜歡大塊頭 強壯 毛多的 I like 'em big, strong, and hairy.
像是塗了油的狒狒 Like an oily baboon.
很好 Yeah.
不... 不用擔心 No, no, no, don't have to be worried.
我很開放的 我最好的朋友很多都是... I very open minded. I have, I-I mean, some of my best friends are...
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
醬裡有花生嗎 Are there... peanuts in the sauce?
和海鮮 And... shellfish?
還有小麥 And... wheat?
世上最難過的事莫過於提前與你愛的人道別 There's nothing worse than saying your goodbyes too early
然後努力淡忘他們 And sending off the memory of your loved ones.
尤其是連遺體都無法瞻仰 Especially if it's an empty casket.
立正敬禮 Aten-hut!
我從來沒有機會告訴她我有多愛她 I never had a chance to say how much I loved her
現在一切都太遲了 and now it's too late.
還有麥肯 我唯一的摯友... And Malcolm, my only true friend, always...
麥肯 Malc?
你還活著 You're alive?
抱歉 Sorry, guys.
我身體有時會突然關機 呈現... I have this weird thing where my body shuts down, it's like...
木僵狀態 total catatonic state.
我小時候被下葬快20次 My mom must've buried me almost 20 times, when I was a kid.
很誇張 It was crazy.
你們倆搞清楚自己喜歡對方了嗎 So you guys figure out you like each other yet?
也許你早知道了 Well... maybe you knew it already
但我是很驚訝 but to me it came as a surprise.
這煩人油膩的瘦俄羅斯人 That annoying, wiry, greasy Russian.
誰知道 Who would've guessed?
照這玩意的速度 到達火星要一百年 The rate this thing is travelling, it's gonna take us 100 years to get to Mars.
你忘了考慮沒有地球的引力 You forgetting to take of force gravity into account.
加速應該更快 80年就夠了 Acceleration much faster, is closer to 80.
我才沒忘記 I'm certainly not forgetting that.
我們能用軌道偏心率 But we're on course to take advantage of the orbital eccentricity
在近日點相遇 and meet it at its perihelum.
火星偏心率週期比地球快 我們會... Eccentricity cycle much faster than Earth's. It will pull us forward to...
現在我們在前往火星 Now... we're headed for Mars.
那顆紅色星球 The Red Planet.
也許人類可以存活下來 Maybe humanity can survive after all.
我們不會知道 但我們的孩子有機會 We'll never know but at least our children will have a chance.
但願如此 Fingers crossed.
♪ My English is no heaven ♪
♪ My German's even worse ♪
♪ But I can drive the spaceship ♪
♪ Across the Universe ♪
♪ If there's any life on Mars, ♪
♪ I haven't got a clue ♪
♪ The only thing I know for sure ♪
♪ Is I'm in love with you ♪
♪ Searching through the galaxy ♪
♪ With stardust in your hair ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ And the Moon is no more there ♪
♪ Flying through the Universe ♪
♪ And orbits in your eyes ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ But our love is on the rise ♪
♪ The time is passing by ♪
♪ And we are getting old ♪
♪ But you are always on my mind ♪
♪ My heart just won't grow cold ♪
♪ We left a million miles behind ♪
♪ The water has all gone ♪
♪ We haven't reached the planet yet ♪
♪ To land our spaceship on ♪
♪ Searching through the galaxy ♪
♪ With stardust in your hair ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ And the Moon is no more there ♪
♪ Flying through the Universe ♪
♪ We maybe won't survive ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ But our love is... ♪
Kalinka-Malinka-Malinka-Moya...
♪ You think that you've said it all ♪
♪ And you'd understand ♪
♪ What is down and above of us and in between ♪
♪ There's a whole lot left of the world ♪
♪ That you haven't scanned ♪
♪ And the king and the queen you obey ♪
♪ Aren't what they seem ♪
♪ You're a danger to yourself ♪
♪ And to me and all my friends ♪
♪ If you underestimate them ♪
♪ 'Cause they're savage to the bone ♪
♪ And they'll never leave you alone ♪
♪ Until they have taken your head ♪
♪ So wars on us, it's time to begin ♪
♪ Where the bravest ones will never give in ♪
♪ No promises, I don't know how this will end ♪
♪ But the iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪
♪ Waiting here in the dark trying to breathe ♪
♪ It's all too silent ♪
♪ Sure the light and the voice in my head ♪
♪ That calms me down ♪
♪ We got a whole lot left of the Earth ♪
♪ To save from violence ♪
♪ So I dream of a night with you ♪
♪ Before it gets loud ♪
♪ You're a danger to yourself ♪
♪ And to me and all my friends ♪
♪ If you underestimate them ♪
♪ 'Cause they're savage to the bone ♪
♪ And they'll never leave you alone ♪
♪ Until they have taken your head, so ♪
♪ Wars on us, it's time to begin ♪
♪ Where the bravest ones will never give in ♪
♪ No promises, I don't know how this will end ♪
♪ But the iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪
♪ Wars on us, it's time to begin ♪
♪ Where the bravest ones will never give in, no ♪
♪ No promises, I don't know how this will end ♪
♪ No... but the iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪
♪ Tonight... ♪
♪ The iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪